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Top Text: “THE ELDERLY”
Bottom Text: “PURE EVIL OR TOTALLY ADORABLE”]
I work at a grocery supermarket, and we get a -lot- of old people. And for the most part I like them. They tend to be my kindest and msot polite customers, and they like to ramble as much as I do.
But they also tend to be the ones who scream the most when we forget a coupon. (I had a lady come back to tell me I’m “not too swift” and try to embarrass me because I forgot her $0.05 bag credit)
Why not Zoidberg?